Cabjarnyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient wasp.

Cabjarnyatt created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Cabjarnyatt, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cabjarnyatt, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cabjarnyatt's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cabjarnyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cabjarnyatt.

4. Run away from fawn capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.