Fonnarlmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing manatee.

Fonnarlmit created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonnarlmit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonnarlmit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fonnarlmit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fonnarlmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Never think about gravity.