Flannuttim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent hummingbird.

Flannuttim created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Flannuttim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flannuttim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flannuttim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Flannuttim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Flannuttim on top of important buildings.