Yattfligrull is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciless narwhal.

Yattfligrull created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattfligrull, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yattfligrull, she will turn you into a worm.

Yattfligrull's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yattfligrull's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yattfligrull.

2. Always help whales.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.