Affarntonk is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever wyvern.

Affarntonk created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Affarntonk, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Affarntonk, she will strike you with lightening.

Affarntonk's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Affarntonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. You must pray to Affarntonk five times a day.

3. Always obey Affarntonk's priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.