Donnuttetti is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, impressive dragonfly.

Donnuttetti created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donnuttetti, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Donnuttetti, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Donnuttetti's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Donnuttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Donnuttetti's name in vain.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.