Lunfensog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic fairy.

Lunfensog created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunfensog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunfensog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lunfensog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lunfensog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.