Konlargyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty unicorn.

Konlargyatt created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konlargyatt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Konlargyatt, he will think nothing of it.

Konlargyatt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Konlargyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.