Sadkimyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering parrot.

Sadkimyarp created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadkimyarp, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadkimyarp, it will turn you into a mole.

Sadkimyarp's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sadkimyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.