Ragbarnjen is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, egotistical cat.

Ragbarnjen created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbarnjen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ragbarnjen, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ragbarnjen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ragbarnjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.