Popnibmonsom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent fairy.

Popnibmonsom created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popnibmonsom, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Popnibmonsom, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Popnibmonsom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Popnibmonsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away if five birds approach from the north.

5. Do not make images of living things.