Cephubfoss Nakfadhad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish dove.

Cephubfoss Nakfadhad created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cephubfoss Nakfadhad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cephubfoss Nakfadhad, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cephubfoss Nakfadhad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cephubfoss Nakfadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cephubfoss Nakfadhad.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cephubfoss Nakfadhad on top of all buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.