Cepdussbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, flying dragonfly.

Cepdussbaf created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdussbaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cepdussbaf, he will turn you into a goat.

Cepdussbaf's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cepdussbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never wear white shirts.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cepdussbaf on top of all buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.