Rulvadtad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, calm goose.

Rulvadtad created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rulvadtad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rulvadtad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rulvadtad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rulvadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Rulvadtad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help ducks in need.