Budpopcitlinmigbab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective dragon.

Budpopcitlinmigbab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Budpopcitlinmigbab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budpopcitlinmigbab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Budpopcitlinmigbab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Budpopcitlinmigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.