Basswodlit Camwannell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured lizard.

Basswodlit Camwannell created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basswodlit Camwannell, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Basswodlit Camwannell, it will not invite you to parties.

Basswodlit Camwannell's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Basswodlit Camwannell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three sharks approach from the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Basswodlit Camwannell.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.