Xempopdag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome unicorn.

Xempopdag created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xempopdag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xempopdag, she will turn you into a mole.

Xempopdag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Xempopdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear brown coats.

5. Never talk about amino acids.