Rilkipgar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair donkey.

Rilkipgar created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilkipgar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rilkipgar, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rilkipgar's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rilkipgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Put Rilkipgar first in all things.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Fast once a month.