Yartwotflan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing otter.

Yartwotflan created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartwotflan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartwotflan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yartwotflan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yartwotflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.