Sithubcudwip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying clam.

Sithubcudwip created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sithubcudwip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sithubcudwip, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sithubcudwip's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sithubcudwip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Sithubcudwip on top of important buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat pineapples.