Volyiksug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever squid.

Volyiksug created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volyiksug, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Volyiksug, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Volyiksug's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Volyiksug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Volyiksug must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.