Sandditbod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic owl.

Sandditbod created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sandditbod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandditbod, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sandditbod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sandditbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Sandditbod loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect five iron sculptures of Sandditbod on top of important buildings.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.