Vinmabmob is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional sheep.

Vinmabmob created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinmabmob, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinmabmob, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vinmabmob's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vinmabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help moths.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.