Pidtanfubjiprut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing parrot.

Pidtanfubjiprut created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidtanfubjiprut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pidtanfubjiprut, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pidtanfubjiprut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pidtanfubjiprut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.