Lidrigben Tailneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, loving bear.

Lidrigben Tailneg created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidrigben Tailneg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidrigben Tailneg, he will torture you forever.

Lidrigben Tailneg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lidrigben Tailneg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never paint your feet gray.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.