Bidhapmot Kabnibwee is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome
jaguar.
Bidhapmot Kabnibwee created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bidhapmot Kabnibwee, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bidhapmot Kabnibwee, it will be very sad.
Bidhapmot Kabnibwee's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Bidhapmot Kabnibwee's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.