Bidhapmot Kabnibwee is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome jaguar.

Bidhapmot Kabnibwee created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidhapmot Kabnibwee, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidhapmot Kabnibwee, it will be very sad.

Bidhapmot Kabnibwee's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bidhapmot Kabnibwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.