Xenflowtof is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain rat.

Xenflowtof created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenflowtof, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xenflowtof, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Xenflowtof's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Xenflowtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not take Xenflowtof's name in vain.