Looploplat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, impressive wyrm.

Looploplat created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Looploplat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Looploplat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Looploplat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Looploplat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Run away from gray cats, for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Looploplat's priests.

5. Never write about stars.