Bunrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ruthless bear.

Bunrot created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunrot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunrot, he will ignore you.

Bunrot's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bunrot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bunrot first in all things.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunrot.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.