Betgodhapkin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil swan.

Betgodhapkin created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betgodhapkin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Betgodhapkin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Betgodhapkin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Betgodhapkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Retreat if eight ants approach from the west.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray immersed in water.