Dapdogcebrawsug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, generous duck.

Dapdogcebrawsug created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapdogcebrawsug, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapdogcebrawsug, she will turn you into a goat.

Dapdogcebrawsug's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dapdogcebrawsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Dapdogcebrawsug loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Always wear purple.