Dudgesshog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless turtle.

Dudgesshog created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudgesshog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dudgesshog, he will manifest in front of you.

Dudgesshog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dudgesshog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never laugh near dogs.

3. Put Dudgesshog first in all things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.