Misortbug is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish chinchilla.

Misortbug created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misortbug, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Misortbug, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Misortbug's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Misortbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Never feed lentils to pigs while wearing yellow shirts.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.