Motflagvag Dossbittadhab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy centaur.

Motflagvag Dossbittadhab created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motflagvag Dossbittadhab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Motflagvag Dossbittadhab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Motflagvag Dossbittadhab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Motflagvag Dossbittadhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Motflagvag Dossbittadhab loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Put Motflagvag Dossbittadhab first in all things.