Hunomindabtanloop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciful spider.

Hunomindabtanloop created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunomindabtanloop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hunomindabtanloop, it will torture you forever.

Hunomindabtanloop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hunomindabtanloop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hunomindabtanloop.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not covet oxen.