Bonnatlun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying tapir.

Bonnatlun created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bonnatlun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonnatlun, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bonnatlun's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bonnatlun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must pray to Bonnatlun three times a day.

5. Do not stand on grass.