Bod Quimfliggep Gubsugdad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic raccoon.

Bod Quimfliggep Gubsugdad created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bod Quimfliggep Gubsugdad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bod Quimfliggep Gubsugdad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bod Quimfliggep Gubsugdad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bod Quimfliggep Gubsugdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bod Quimfliggep Gubsugdad's priests.

2. Hide if three gulls approach from the south.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about amino acids.