Pidnatvig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful wren.

Pidnatvig created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidnatvig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pidnatvig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pidnatvig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pidnatvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Never wear rings.

3. You must love Pidnatvig.

4. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the east.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidnatvig.