Timtenfob Vonkimnat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured narwhal.

Timtenfob Vonkimnat created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Timtenfob Vonkimnat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Timtenfob Vonkimnat, it will turn you into a frog.

Timtenfob Vonkimnat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Timtenfob Vonkimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Retreat if nine otters approach from the north.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.