Inghanlam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered scorpion.

Inghanlam created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Inghanlam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Inghanlam, it will come to you in dreams.

Inghanlam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Inghanlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.