Wegponhunsascarquag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty goblin.

Wegponhunsascarquag created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegponhunsascarquag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wegponhunsascarquag, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wegponhunsascarquag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wegponhunsascarquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.