Gofgodnelmil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish frog.

Gofgodnelmil created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofgodnelmil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gofgodnelmil, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gofgodnelmil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gofgodnelmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near geese.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about asteroids.