Xenbograk is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, uncaring fish.

Xenbograk created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Xenbograk, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xenbograk, he will turn you into a plant.

Xenbograk's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xenbograk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never bounce in holy places.