Yiktiftim Mumdapdap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty manatee.

Yiktiftim Mumdapdap created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiktiftim Mumdapdap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yiktiftim Mumdapdap, he will ignore you.

Yiktiftim Mumdapdap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yiktiftim Mumdapdap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect five tin sculptures of Yiktiftim Mumdapdap on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never talk about stars.