Litsidart Tandibpas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able pigeon.

Litsidart Tandibpas created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Litsidart Tandibpas, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litsidart Tandibpas, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Litsidart Tandibpas' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Litsidart Tandibpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear green kilts.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Litsidart Tandibpas on top of all buildings.

4. Never bounce near cats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.