Cebnurlbisspang is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing naga.

Cebnurlbisspang created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Cebnurlbisspang, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cebnurlbisspang, it will turn you into a mole.

Cebnurlbisspang's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cebnurlbisspang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebnurlbisspang.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Put Cebnurlbisspang first in all things.