Pagxenlam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless mole.

Pagxenlam created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagxenlam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pagxenlam, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pagxenlam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pagxenlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Pagxenlam on top of all buildings.

3. You must pray to Pagxenlam four times a day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about mites.