Pagbamcamrap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring yak.

Pagbamcamrap created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Pagbamcamrap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pagbamcamrap, he will turn you into a slug.

Pagbamcamrap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pagbamcamrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide from brown snails for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat bark.