Farbumjin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent wyvern.

Farbumjin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Farbumjin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Farbumjin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Farbumjin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Farbumjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about carrots.