Spagdavsid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent manatee.

Spagdavsid created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagdavsid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Spagdavsid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Spagdavsid's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Spagdavsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never feed nuts to capybaras while wearing blue tights.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Never pour water over plants.